PSA

That word is spelled d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y, not definately. There's no 'a' in there, honest.

Free Until They Cut Me Down

So, I was walking to my car today after a long and tiring day at work, and I suddenly had a story idea pop wholesale into my head. Do you know how long it's been since that's happened?

Before you get excited, though, the story came with an instant title:
Zombie Cabana Boy.

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