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Because it's Monday and I'm at work and nobody's broken anything yet for me to go fix, and it's lunchtime and I'm eating at my freakin' desk because I'm too lame to go anywhere, and I didn't get enough sleep last night, *and* I'm bored and looking for dumb stuff to entertain me, this is the sort of crap post you get stuck with. Luckily, the Internet never fails to provide Teh Stupid, and I do not hesitate to share the wealth.

Celebrities! Gah!

Just in case you thought the infamous burger-eating video wasn't horrific enough, apparently the Hoff has his own line of extremely ewwwww t-shirts. I mean, really, "Take it off 4 the Hoff"?!? Could it be more thoroughly repulsive?

In fairness though, it must be mentioned that none of the above has come anywhere near as blight-to-the-eyes disturbing as the Recursive Hasselhoff. It burns. You've been warned.

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And anghara shames me for my Post of Inane Stupidity by posting a link to what is, I think, the closest image I've yet seen of how I envision heaven.