Jun. 27th, 2008

zanzjan: (Default)
First off, did you really believe you could beat him? The Devil himself? When he went down to Georgia he wasn't looking for a soul to steal, he was looking for some dumbass to hand it to him on a platter, and man that ass was YOU. You wagered your soul (your soul, dude!) for a shiny fiddle made of gold. What kind of a prize is a shiny gold fiddle anyway, coming from someone like the Devil? It's not like gold has any material value to him -- the guy could have a freakin' shiny gold fiddle factory down in Hell cranking them out by the tens of thousands if he wanted it, without even batting an eye. It's meaningless as anything other than a pretty trinket to catch the eye of the foolish, bait for the bottom-feeders in the intelligence pool. You might as well have bet your soul for a minty green gumball.

Second, as for your absolute conviction that you would win, need I even go there? I distinctly recall you saying, "I'm the best that's ever been" -- so you would rank yourself above such luminaries as Niccolo Paganini? Itzhak Perlman? Joshua Bell? Greed and pride, buddy, are two of the seven deadly sins. And who ends up getting to keep the sinners? See my point now? Didn't consider that, did you? I didn't think so. Stupid!

Lastly, the Devil played a whole lot better than you anyway and everyone knows it. You were pwned, dumbass. Hope you like it warm.

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