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You know, I'm pretty much willing to try my hand at writing just about anything. Zombies, Ninjas, Aztecs, Talking Space Squid -- you name it, heck, I'll try it. But Circlet Press has a call for submissions for erotic SF/F microfiction, and I've got to say, I'm 99% convinced that's absolutely outside the realm of something I could write (for reasons of both length and theme) and 100% outside the realm of something that, if I did manage to write it, anyone in their right mind would ever want to read. Ah well. It's good to know your limitations, I guess.

(Or... Maybe I should finish Zombie Cabana Boy, though I don't think there's any way in hell I could get it to under 1000 words.)