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adding a new rule
Sep. 16th, 2010 08:09 pmI am officially adding a new rule to Suzanne's Rules for Life:
5. If you decide to increase the amount of fiber in your diet, do so gradually.
This joins the current set of rules, which, for your edification, are:
1. Never get a tattoo in a language you don't speak;
2. Never eat in a pink Chinese restaurant with no windows;
3. Never stay in any hotel, motel, or other form of accommodation with the word "Happy" in its name;
4. When you meet your new boyfriend's mother for the first time and she immediately takes you aside and tells you that her son is an asshole and you should dump him, LISTEN.
(This is of course in addition to the dozens of Very Good Guidelines, and hundreds of Possibly Helpful Bits of Wisdom, but these and only these are the Rules.)
5. If you decide to increase the amount of fiber in your diet, do so gradually.
This joins the current set of rules, which, for your edification, are:
1. Never get a tattoo in a language you don't speak;
2. Never eat in a pink Chinese restaurant with no windows;
3. Never stay in any hotel, motel, or other form of accommodation with the word "Happy" in its name;
4. When you meet your new boyfriend's mother for the first time and she immediately takes you aside and tells you that her son is an asshole and you should dump him, LISTEN.
(This is of course in addition to the dozens of Very Good Guidelines, and hundreds of Possibly Helpful Bits of Wisdom, but these and only these are the Rules.)
