It's A Binary Thing

Songs you find yourself singing babies when you're exhausted and no lyrical genius to start with:

Green green green,
Green is my favorite color!
Green green green,
Green is my favorite color.
Green green green,
Green is my favorite color
Except when it comes
Out -- of -- your -- Bum!
(bum bum bum)

And you wonder why I'm not a rock star. Glad you stayed up late to read that, eh? Right. It took the elder child until she was about four before she requested that I never sing to her again. We'll see if these two catch on quicker.