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[zanzjan]

Was hurrying down the stairs today in my socks carrying a big box of presents (thankfully, NOT carrying a baby) when I slipped and bounced rather violently down the last three or four steps on my ass. As you can imagine, this *hurt*. In fact, half my butt is now massively swollen. Yeah, yeah, thanks. Glad you think it's funny.

Sigh. At least it isn't as bad as that time I fell all the way down my stairs and impaled myself on a broken curtain rod. That time involved blood.

Uh... sitting here kinda hurts a lot, so I'm going to bed. Hope you all have a very happy holidays.

Comments

[jostajam.livejournal.com]

Not funny. You don't need a PITA you can't blame on your parents.