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Now there's a man who really loves his kitchen.

(Wouldn't it be really funny if, ultimately, it was revealed that the whole thing was a book promo?)

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Just threw out an entire day's worth of dissatisfying writing to replace it with a single sentence that does just as much, and better. (Ouch.) Thus I demonstrate that most painful of lessons in creative endeavors: it's never what you've put into it, but what you've got that matters.